April162014
8PM

jethrocane:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER

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WHEN U GET IN THE SHOWER BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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(via gallifreyandeductions)

8PM

littlecofiegirl:

minim-calibre:

rashaka:

deareje:

vintageanchorbooks:

Mya Gosling and her succinct Shakespeare comics “In 3 Panels”. Achingly simple, these short comic strips provide a concise beginning-middle-end guide to many of Shakespeare’s classic and obscure works.

Well, you know…Shakespeare

damnit now i’m spoiled

Oh, god. Julius Caesar. I cannot stop laughing.

no need to go to the opera anymore.

8PM
florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

(via allthemstilinskifeels)

8PM

All witches are selfish, the Queen had said. But Tiffany’s Third Thoughts said: Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Walk the gale for them! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My land! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because they are mine!

I have a duty!

― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men (via thewitchnextdoornl)

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)

8PM
95dogmes:

homura:

MY EYES ROLL SO FAR BACK INTO MY HEAD JUST IN TIME TO SEE MY BRAIN EXPLODE

95dogmes:

homura:

MY EYES ROLL SO FAR BACK INTO MY HEAD JUST IN TIME TO SEE MY BRAIN EXPLODE

(via sparrowwitharrows)

April122014

imyoursouleater:

derinthemadscientist:

geekgirlintraining:

thegodlessatheist:

Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.

That or they’re vampires.

That too

(via rhea314)

10PM
humansofnewyork:

"I’m trying to figure out what direction I should be moving in.""What direction are you currently moving in?""I’m not sure I’m moving."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m trying to figure out what direction I should be moving in."
"What direction are you currently moving in?"
"I’m not sure I’m moving."

10PM
humansofnewyork:

"Adults always say ‘you’re too young to understand.’ Well, if they don’t tell us, how do they know we don’t understand?"

humansofnewyork:

"Adults always say ‘you’re too young to understand.’ Well, if they don’t tell us, how do they know we don’t understand?"

9PM
humansofnewyork:


"I worked in technology for many years, but I got tired of working for The Man. Plus technology has its ups and downs. Chicken is always steady."

humansofnewyork:

"I worked in technology for many years, but I got tired of working for The Man. Plus technology has its ups and downs. Chicken is always steady."

9PM
humansofnewyork:

"I study insects.""What’s your favorite insect?""The honeybee.""Tell me something interesting about the honeybee." "Honeybees will leave their hive once a year to mate. Even though the queen has plenty of males in her own hive, she will only mate with the males of another hive, which insures genetic variation. Honeybees can also sense the magnetic field of the earth, meaning they can fly several kilometers from their hive and find their way back home."

humansofnewyork:

"I study insects."
"What’s your favorite insect?"
"The honeybee."
"Tell me something interesting about the honeybee." 
"Honeybees will leave their hive once a year to mate. Even though the queen has plenty of males in her own hive, she will only mate with the males of another hive, which insures genetic variation. Honeybees can also sense the magnetic field of the earth, meaning they can fly several kilometers from their hive and find their way back home."

9PM
humansofnewyork:

"What’s the most frightened you’ve ever been?""I was camping alone one night. And something kept snorting at my tent. It was terrifying. Found out the next morning it was a baby deer."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the most frightened you’ve ever been?"
"I was camping alone one night. And something kept snorting at my tent. It was terrifying. Found out the next morning it was a baby deer."

9PM
humansofnewyork:

"The team lost 11-2.""Who’s fault was it?""Definitely not ours. They never put us in the game."

humansofnewyork:

"The team lost 11-2."
"Who’s fault was it?"
"Definitely not ours. They never put us in the game."

9PM
humansofnewyork:

"I once threw a pen at a kid’s head for raising his hand in class and saying that PMS should disqualify women from leadership positions."

humansofnewyork:

"I once threw a pen at a kid’s head for raising his hand in class and saying that PMS should disqualify women from leadership positions."

April112014
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